Mad Libs

CAVE EXPLORING

If you like to go pooping in hairy caves that are 73 feet underground, you should go to the funny Mammoth Caves located in Cedar Point. Thousands of ugly windows go there every summer. Crawling about in caves is called "spelunking" and it is really a big sport. But always go with a small guide so you won't get lost. Once in the cave, you will see beautiful black and white rocks and crystals. Huge thin things hang from the ceiling and are called "stalactites". Huge shiny things jut up from the floor and are called "stalagmites". Caves are home for millions of twisted bats. Bats can fly and look like tall rats. Spelunking can be dangerous, so be sure to wear special shoes with sheep on them and a hat with a battery-powered loom.

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LETTER TO A FRIEND BACK HOME

Dear Nadine,
Well, here we are at the Green Seaside Hotel in SFNE. The weather is Purple and the temperature is 1 degree. Our hotel room looks out onto a garden with Pizza trees and tropical Coasters. The natives are all Sexy and spend their time Laughing and riding their Monkeys through the streets. Most of them only speak German, but I can communicate with them by making signs with my Toes. The local food is really Cold. Mostly they eat Sweaty burritos and refried Green beans. Our hotel only costs a hundred quibbles a day. We are going to spend the week Screaming and then come home. Wish you were here.

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VACATIONS

A vacation is when you take a trip to some Insane place with your Superfluous family. Usually you go to some place that is near a Roller Coaster or up on a Sun. A good vacation place is one where you can ride Tardigrades or play NHL 13 or go hunting for Failures. I like to spend my time Exaggerating or Writing. When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three Pickles a day, fathers play golf, and mothers sit around Falling. Last summer, my little brother fell in a Receipt and got poison Shrub all over his Appendix. My family is going to go to Six Flags New England and I will practice Playing. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are very Disgusting and because they have to work 25 hours every day all year making enough Sharpies to pay for the vacation.