Mad Libs

Time to revive this game - again...

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Leave it to Nadine to pick 69 for the number...

Anyway...

COPERNICUS

Four hundred years ago, people knew little about our Smelly universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire book and that the sun and all of the iPhones revolved around it. But then a Spanish named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the baseball 69 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Pinkerton, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sexy telescopes, which was invented by Sara. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of egg stuck on each end of a roller coaster.

In 1600, an Italian lunch lady named Galileo expanded Copernicus' fat theories. But during the Inquisition in Italy, he was quickly arrested. After riding for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to run.

Time for another one!

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Let's see what we get with this one...

Still need these...

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OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

When we look up into the sky on a gigantic summer night, we see millions of tiny spots of light. Each one represents a marker which is the center of an insubordinate solar system with dozens of speakers revolving quickly around a distant sun. Sometimes these suns expand and begin choking their neighbors. Soon they will become so big, they will turn into ding-dongs. Eventually they subside and become parsimonious giants or perhaps black shoes. Our own planet, which we call Bob, circles around our servile sun 25 times every year. There are eight other planets in our solar system. They are named Joe, Steve, Mike, Stanley, George, Olaf, Jupiter and Mars. Scientists who study these planets are called iPhones.

Time to dust these off, here's one I found online...

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Feel free to fill in the rest of the list if you'd like, so I can post the story...